Life makes you calloused, even when you’d much rather remain soft.
Drama follows me everywhere, although I loathe the hell out of it. I think it likes me more because of that fact. If I had my wish, I’d be sitting on a fluffy cloud eating Oreo’s and watching documentaries all day.
I never thought that I’d ever have to call Google and report that someone stole close to $700 from me so that they could interact with sexy young girls on an app based from out of Taipei, Hong Kong.
“Can I have my money back or did it just shoot into the air, never to be seen again?”
A joke, it didn’t garner much of a laugh.